porked

What Dave did to Shay at a hotel! I porked her hard!

fucked intercourse banged screwed penetrated porked

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Pork

A godly substance, commonly referred to as, "The Substance".

Oh my god... it's Pork.

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Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

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porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

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porked

When you get raped by a pig.

I just got porked by that pig from Charlotte's Web.

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Porking

to get a good dicking!

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porked

The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.

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