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A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.
"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."
"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."
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Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.
"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"
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The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.
You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.
When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.
Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!
Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.
Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.
An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.
Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker
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BP for short. Someone who has packed on a few (hundred) pounds, and makes asian people scream "ooorrr noo godzilla!" when they walk around.
Have you seen Katie K? That's a Big Porker if I've ever see one.