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A douche you take with you on your travels.
I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!
The act of gay sex in a public bathroom.
"I just had the best portable gay of my life"
A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.
"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"
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PORTOPOTTIES...
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......
PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
MOM: Now jimmy what do we do before we go poopy in PUBLIC?
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
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A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.
Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.
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Potable charger is a person who would leave everything such as his close friends, just to hangout with the person they love, but that person does not love him back.
(S) went to a party and all her friends were busy, so she decided to use her portable charger (Z)
(S) is just using (Z) when she can’t find her friends
(Z) is a backup plan for (S) but (Z) does not know that
Uh oh. All my friends are busy. It’s ok let me just use my portable charger
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A sexual move in which the male busts a nut onto a charger port, takes a charger and inserts the charger into the port, takes the charger out the port, and then shoves it inside the female's soft taco, or commonly known as, the vagina.
Hey Chad, you wanna try the portable charger move tonight?
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