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When a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins.
Guy 1: Ricci is such an ass at sucking me into YouTube portals. Yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours I was stuck watching cute animal vids.
Guy 2: Animal vids - classic YouTube portals.
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The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........
Are they witches and warlocks?
"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"
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What happens when somebody plays the Valve game "Portal" for too long. The victim begins subconsciously imagining different aspects of the game in real life. For example, somebody with Portal Syndrome may mistake a large storage box for the Weighted Companion Cube, as as such, may begin screaming any number of things ranging from "You're alive!" to "I'm sorry I threw you into the fire!" As another example, somebody may begin thinking that they are trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Fred: Why is Lee hugging that box?
George: He has Portal Syndrome. He played Portal for seven hours straight last night.
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A game that Valve just picked up all trademarks for when they dropped trade marks for half-life three. Sadly, it will never come out. Ever.
1: when is portal 3 coming out?
2: never. Valve can't count to three dude.
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when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).
I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.
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Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.
Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!
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The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.
After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.