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When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.
That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.
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A male homosexual who exclusively engages in anal sexual activity from the receiving end; a catcher
"That guy wanted to suck my dick! What a post!"
"I don't mind fucking, but it's your turn to post"
"For $5 I'll fuck you in the ass, but if ya want me to post it's gonna cost $20"
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An excuse to create other genres of music.
Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"
Me: "Get the fuck out."
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A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.
I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.
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The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.
Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!
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the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.
Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting
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for a female to ejaculate all over a hookup's bed, usually leaving an embarrassing stain
Dude, she totally Posted all over my sheets!
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