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when a boy and a girl have sex together
girl'' lets go in the room and touch each other
boy'' sure thing babe
girl'' Babe im pregnant
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When a women's body opens-up a franchise.
She: "We're pregnant!"
He: "What you mean-um 'we,' paleface?"
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You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms
Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
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dude 1: hey what happened to that ashley bitch
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT
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What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.
Girl: You are mine for life I am pregnant!
Guy: No way! It is not mine.
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