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1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
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A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).
Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”
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When naughty little priests are moved to a different parish due to being overly familiar with the younger members of the community.
The new Father we got in the latest priest shuffle is apparently worse than the last one.
A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process
We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.
Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.
Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.
You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."
"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."
Tropical priests are magical trolls that a very needy. They need to be caressed frequently and require a lot of attention. They tend to carry asbestos flagons with water dessert in it. They speak with high pitched voices and are commonly located in the Virgin islands. Tropical priests tend to scream “tuts mah barreh!” because their evolutionary master has trained them to do so. They tend to have very sexy goatees that smell of coconuts and fresh lemonade. And their voices are absolutely magnificent, somewhat like the birds song at the break of dawn in the fresh spring air. Their english isn’t proper, so bear with them.
"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest."
“He’s just like a tropical priest, he never lets me leave his side.”
“My girlfriend was screaming ‘tuts mah barreh!’ last night. Could it be that she is really a tropical priest in disguise? Her english is not very good.”
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