A little fucking bitch that can’t down a pint because it hurts their stomach. Priors are a rare case in humanity and can be reported to your local police station as it’s currently a world round effort to systematically weed these individuals from the gene pool.
“Is prior coming out tonight?”
“No. He’s a bitch”
this guy is just the best man alive and basically yeah
yo Alex Prior i think you’re amazing, ughhhh
Someone who loves sharks and Lenovo. Wild Combo!
"That there Braeden Prior sure loves himself a Hammerhead and a Thinkpad. WIld fucker!"
Harrison prior, sometimes referred to as micro penis man, is a strange thing that should be avoided at all costs. He is very rousy in the bed and doesn’t use protection. He is a distant relative of dequavious dinglebottom and recently went to prison for arson
Shea fills people with butterflies and has the eyes of the bluest ocean that no one can take their eyes off of. Her lips shine and she has the most beautiful smile that is drop dead gorgeous. She loves to ride horses and she loves stargazing too. Shea has a huge goofy side to her too that will make you laugh or smile. She will always do her best to make you blush and smile. Shea will always brighten up your mood when you're down and make sure you open up your feelings with her. She will never leave you behind and she will always be with you no matter what.
If you piss her off or otherwise leave her in a haunted ranch with a Ouija Board alone, she will round house kick your ass and make sure you feel it.
If you are good Friends with Shea, don't ever let her leave your life. Make sure she stays with you forever and let her know that you need her in your life...
"Hey? Did you see Shea Elyse Prior riding her horse near Hollywood recently?"
"Oh god yeah... I couldn't stop looking at her. She looks like a goddess riding her horse. She gave me the butterflies just by looking at her. She is so drop dead beautiful..."