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Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder March 1, 2023


Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .

When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure

by Dr.FistHer February 4, 2024


bonati procedures

Truly Minimally Invasive spine procedures, created by Dr. Alfred Bonati

I had the Bonati Procedures performed on my back

by MarceloE November 9, 2022


an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.

an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.

an event, idea, or procedure that effects a significant shift in the current way of doing or thinking about something.

by January 27, 2022


the flipping procedure

When a rocket flips dround to slow down.

After the flipping procedure, we do the boostback burn to stop it getting too high.

by plato! February 25, 2024