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The Executive Producer (Devoidus Moralitus) is considering to be one of the most dangerous and superficial non-human species to have ever roamed the earth.
These self-absorbed, ultra aggressive, pleasure seeking creatures, which are often dependent on mind-altering substances for survival, can be found in most urban centers around the globe, but evidence suggests that they originally evolved out of the gutters of Hollywood, California.
The Devoidus Moralitus is well known for its intimidating behavior and unpredictable tirades and takes great pleasure in humiliating its peers as it actively feeds on destroying the lives of others.
Researchers have concluded that its ultra aggressive behavior is directly linked to its microscopic reproductive organs, deep insecurities and self-loathing nature. It’s generally incapable of maintaining any genuine relationships and rarely produces offspring as its entire existence evolves around its unquenchable thirst for power and obsession with fame and golden statues.
If left unchecked, the Devoidus Moralitus can be considered extremely dangerous as it’s capable destroying entire societies through it's vile and poisonous ideas spread through Cross-Species Transmission (CST) using any available means of communication.
"My grandfather passed away but the Executive Producer said we have to postpone the funeral until the show is delivered."
Dropping phat logs in the toilet
Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!
A verb to perform online Akido to shine light upon a subject to millions
“Let me just Mr Producer this real quick”
To Mr producer something, you must be a Top G like Andrew Tate during an emergency meeting and during the emergency meeting you must produce as Mr Producer and impress and flex on all of the brokies also infront of Tristan
Andrew : I'm going to Mr producer on all the viewers
Tristan: Mr producer is a not a verb
Andrew : Yes it is, it's going to be on urban dictionary
The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
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Producer of the Bobby Bones Show in Austin, TX, and the stuttering Hispanic voice of America (ironically incapable of speaking Spanish). Half of a set of identical twins with bite marks on his back (coming from a shared bed experience with his brother).
1. Have you heard Producer Carlos talk on the radio? That guy mumbles and stutters like no other. I think he might be illiterate.
2. Can you help me out? I've got this scratch on my back... I think someone producer Carlos'd me. That's the last time I drink THAT much tequila.
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Lead in the best band evah: Hollywood Undead.
one of the oldest members in the group.
"I'm holding on so tightly now, my insides scream so loud
They keep watchin' , watchin' me drown , how did it come to this?" - Tha producer
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