PT

Poon Tang

"God Damn!!! I need to get some PT!"`

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pts

An abbreviation for "pass the salt". MMO and AIM addicts love abbreviating simple phrases, and when it translates into real life it can be dangerous. PTS is a prime example.

"Mom, PTS"
"PTS?"
"pass the fucking salt god dammit, my guild is raiding in like 10 mins"

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PT

Previous tweet

The hashtag #PT is added to a tweet when somebody wants to reference his own previous tweet

Tweet 1: I want a car for my birthday
Tweet 2: And also a new pc #PT

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PT

an abbrieviation used to trick one's companion or foe into admitting they are either a. not potty trained, or b. a pregnant teenager.

person1: Are you PT?
person2: ...yes?
person1: YOU'RE A PREGNANT TEENAGER!

or

person1: are you PT?
person2: HAHA i know what that is. no i'm not a preg-
person1: ewwww you're not potty trained

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PT

Pussy Time
Another name for Pussy is Poon

Man 1: Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night.
Man 2: Yeah dude i got major PT!

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PT

An acronym that stands for 'Pervert That'.
The next, more descret, more broad 'That's what she said'.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Alice In Wonderland?
Person 2: All I know was she was falls into a hole.
Person 1: PT
Person 2: You are such a perv. Try to GROW UP.
Person 1: PT! You were asking for that one.

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PT

A woman with Proper Thickness. Generally a complimentary term for a girl who has a decent amount of thick. Not too fat, but not skinny.

Dude 1: "Hey what you think of that girl?"
Dude 2: "Damn, that bitch has some serious PT"
Dude 1: "Yeah, that shit is proper."

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