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The legendary Quarterback of the 49ers. Being compared as Joe Montana 2.0 in his first game, Brock Purdy is the newly born GOAT of a team that had the defense carrying for decades
"Hey man you should check out that 49ers QB Brock Purdy"
"Who?"
"You're a fucking casual man, get away from me"
The oral folacio capacitor, a whores pie ole, ruby red lips you just wanna ram your cock between like Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard!
I.e 'you sure have a purdy mouth Daisy'
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An absolute legend that has Cosmo and Wanda glasses. Most popular for his video to a parody of Rockstar by Post Molone and 21 Savage. His dance is also very hard.
Roy Purdy is amazing. But I can’t do his dance.
when you're playing pretend with your girlfriend and have sex at the same time but then she finds out your dick is super small.
"we were having such a good time but then he pulled a purdie-pie"
when a total slut is giving a guy head. and she pulls off too soon, cause she cant handle the load, and the cum is shot in her nose.
this action takes place either in purdy or doodlum (and then called doodlum doozie)or even in a tree stand (called the tree top tickler)
be like did u hear about the purdy punisher?.. omg yea that girl who did it was a slut
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A town that is not so "purdy" at all.
With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).
Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.
Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.
Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.
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a gorgeous boy, born in 16/08/89, and has lots of friends and is not hated by ne 1. he is NOT ginger n i have proof, hint me. he loves food but isnt fat.....yet.....
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