Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

quarf an hour

Some nonsense Ian Dunt came up with.

All my life I have been saying the phrase 'quarf an hour' for quarter of an hour. A few minutes ago, I found out it does not exist.