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That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps
My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."
J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"
The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.
That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.
A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.
Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.
Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.
person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!
I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!
An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.
"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles
Your mom's a quif.