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Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.
Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.
Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:
"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"
"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"
"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"
"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"
"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"
"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
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little bunny ears made with the fingers that indicate that:
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
'hey look guys! he's got a "la-ser"!! hahaha! ain't that great!!!'
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A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
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When someone uses the quote you were going to use moments before you use it.
The professor would have totally given me a better grade if I did not get quote sniped in every discussion.
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When people on forums keep quoting someone who quoted another person who quoted another person...
Post 1 Ted: Hello there
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
When you have to write an essay about something i.e. a book, you fill this essay with as many quotes as you can in order to make your essay look more meaty and meet the page criteria of the teacher.
Person A: Hey man, did you finish your essay for english yet? I've been up all night and i still don't even have half the pages i need.
Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
The act of looking up quotes relating to an issue at hand; whether seeking advice, reinforcement, reassurance, motivation, connection, or inspiration.
Topics for Quote Therapy are wide ranging and include, but are not limited to: money, family, daughters, poverty, children, siblings, parents, human characteristics, sisters, brothers, friends, politics, earth, sky, love, compassion, food, society, flowers, rain .....