Face-Rape

When someone hacks your Facebook account and changes your complete profile, including your name.

"Jessica totally face-raped me! She changed my name from Joshua to Harry Beavers!!"

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face rape

Verb. To be orally assaulted, or to orally assault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.

Charles - "I was out on the lash last night,didn't have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could't resist"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"

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Face rape

when someone forcibly tries to make out with you or kisses you with no warning. Or when someone kisses your whole face instead of just your mouth

Luke: So i heard you made out with Furph on the weekend...

Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!

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Face-Raped

When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate

John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.

Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!

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Face rape

A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)

Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.

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face rape

when someone has written more on your "wall" than the alloted spaces, especially with facebook, myspace, other social networking websites.

-Did you comment on my facebook wall?
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!

-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.

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Face rape

In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...

Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."

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