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1. a limited number of otters
2. a bit of food for an otter
3. an iPhone autocorrect for misspelling "presentation"
"I typed 'presentation' so badly the autocorrect gave me 'otter ration'."
A soldier who is so useless his/her only purpose in life is to be a drain on the supply train.
What do you mean Jonsey broke the gimpy again? Fuckin' waste of rations.
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Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.
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The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.
I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.
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One who actually knows the issues at a tea party protest, rather than just calling Obama a socialist, a fascist, or a Nazi.
Many argue that such a person does not exist, thus it is widely accepted as an oxymoron.
Also see teabagger.
Rational Teabagger: I disagree with Obama because of his economy policy and his policy on the war in Afghanistan.
Liberal Dude: Thanks for not calling him a Nazi!
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Combat Rations
Otherwise known as MRE
Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans
Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.
MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
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a logical reason for making a decision
the rational motive for buying the car is because of the amazing features and benefits