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Real Isopod Hours

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.

*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 5, 2020


real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 4, 2018


real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does β€œit’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 7, 2018


Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

65πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


real nigger hours

The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.

What time is it Josie? Its real nigger hours

by pie_flavor February 12, 2016

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


real nibba hours

The time of day when you do real nibba shit. Usually lasts from 8pm-4am

Trying not to get noticed by the ops #real nibba hours

by Dubiks May 24, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž