The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
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A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.
Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.
The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.
Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?
A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but itβs real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does βitβs is our vortexβ mean anyway?
Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day
Some dude : what time is it
Everyone: itβs real isopod hours
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The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.
What time is it Josie? Its real nigger hours
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The time of day when you do real nibba shit. Usually lasts from 8pm-4am
Trying not to get noticed by the ops #real nibba hours
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