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To make fun of someone till that person can no longer think of a come back.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
Dave: "Well, Your girl told me your dick was small."
Tim:"..." ((Silent))
Gary: "oooh, He Reaped 'dem up"
An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.
Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)
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A sexual act in which the male administers a fatal overdose of a drug to the female and then begins sexual intercourse with her--the goal being for the male to achieve orgasm before the female dies.
Friend: "Dude.. where's your girlfriend?"
Me: "Oh, forgot to tell you... I talked her into doing the Grim Reap-Her!"
Friend: "No shit!?! How'd it go?"
Me: "I WON!!"
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In other words, you will harvest that which you plant. Metaphorically it means that you will obtain results in accord with the actions you take, or not.
Come in to work early and start making those sales calls or wait and start late. Either way remember, you'll reap what you sow.
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Yo Reap Doggy Dogg is one crunked up graphin' m***********.
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The basic nature of God's Justice:
GALATIANS 6: 7-9 (KJV)
7: Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
8: For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
9: And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
THE DEFINITIONS:
1. Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.
2. You cannot escape the consequences of your actions. What you do comes back to you.
3. You will see the long-term effects of your actions.
4. KARMA - The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
5. What goes around comes around.
6. Your actions all have consequences. Don't ever be fooled into thinking that your actions don't have consequences. Don't think you can get away with bad choices even if you don't seem to get caught. Remember verse seven tells us that God cannot be mocked. He sees it all. You reap what you sow.
Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.
We sow in one season, we reap in another.
Sow a thought you reap an act. Sow an act, you reap a habit. Sow a habit, you reap a character. Sow a character, you reap a consequence.
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what you do will come back to you.
Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.
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