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Rick Reckons

a man of rural background normally wears flannel and makes you wonder whether not he sleeps with his sister. This person may have a strong odor of chewing tobacco and potted meat. Normally enjoys shooting guns, eating raccoons, voting Republican and talking about potted meat.

"As soon as I saw Terry's lunch was Pabst Blue Ribbon and Spam I knew he was a Rick Reckons."

by King Fezzi March 20, 2017


Dead Reckoning

When a man french kisses a girl that he loves just after she engaged in some hardcore fellatio on a beach with his friend.

I think I just had a dead reckoning, that bird was very salty.

by Fatbanger September 6, 2010

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 3, 2007

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


force to be reckoned with

Fig. someone or something that is important and powerful and must not be ignored
Mr. L. Grimes is a force to be reckoned with. Take into consideration that he is a very powerful force.

Mr. L. Grimes is a force to be reckoned with. Take into consideration that he is a very powerful force.

by ekkss April 27, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Force of Reckon

An uber pwnage counter strike clan headed by "ElChupa." The clan has been running since late 2005 and currently has 3 servers in cs, css, and wolfenstein: enemy territory. Many new members are added daily. The 1337 members of FoR include Royal Flush, ElChupa, ShortAZN, Tipperman, MotherRussia, allanwonder and Kaneshobi. Their are many more members of FoR, but these are the leet members personally recruited by ElChupa. FoR is currently one of the best counter strike clans out, and rivals team 3d. Obviously FoR is always looking for a clan battle so if you are interested, contact "-FoR- | AMERICA" through XFIRE.

random person 1: Wow my clan just had a scrim w/ FoRForce of Reckon and we got uber pwnd

random person 2: What did I warn you? Never scrim FoR unless your 1337 and uber at taking out chupa the pwnage awper

random person 1: Im sorry, now my clan is in disgrace

random person 2: They are definitely a force to be reckoned with...

by redskins0756 May 4, 2006

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I reckon so

I believe what you are saying is true.

It’s fixing to rain.

I reckon so.

by Chickenheart December 9, 2017

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.

"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".

by SixSixxSix March 7, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž