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Religious Freaks

When a person or persons with religious views commence in a verbal or physical tirade of abuse at an individual or group of people because of a difference in belief.

"This bunch of religious freaks came up to me and asked me if I believed in Jesus then went crazy when I said no"

"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"

by waffle247 December 14, 2009

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Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend

person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!

by stewbobjimkirk April 23, 2009

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Religious Wars

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend

The crusaders had a Religious Wars

by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

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Religious spammers

Trolls on the internet who go around on various websites such as Yahoo Answers, Amazon, Sodahead, Facebook and every other message board.

They typically give bad reviews to books that do not support their theology, leave nasty comments one any blogs that do not match their theology, and answer questions about beliefs they are against with the intent on ridiculing them.

Religious spammers:

Amazon Book review for "Christian Universalism: Gods Good news for all people".

Review: I have been looking for a book that represents Universalism in a biblical way - that will convince me. This isn't it. There are many references that have an Eastern religious feel, and they made me feel cautious. Not a book that I would recommend to "prove" Universalism beliefs to another believer. I wasn't even persuaded by it. In fact it left me questioning such...

C. Romaella says:
If you're looking for a book that presents universalism in a biblical way, you will NEVER find it because that is the opposite of the Bible's message.

Another review for the book: Don't buy this book. The author doesn't have a leg to stand on Biblically, as he can state a few true cases of mistranslations from the King James that support universalism,

C. Romaella says:
No author can "present" heretical ideas in a way that convinces a spirit-indwelt believer.

Wait a second? didnt this dipshit just leave that same comment twice?

by Jerry1341 May 9, 2010

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Religious freedom

A bullshit excuse used by conservatives and the religious right to justify using their beliefs as weapons to preach against others who don't believe in what they do. They claim that their right to speech (hate and discriminate) against anything they find immoral or against their ideology should be protected and legalizing something like abortion or same-sex marriage would infringe on their rights and hurt their "religious freedom" (to hate).

Tom: So how's everything going?
Mike: Pretty damn good. I'm very happy.
Tom: Niiice.
Mike: Yeah, Scott and I have been together for almost 6 years now and it's been amazing. I love him.
Tom: ...
Mike: I think I'm going to ask him to marry me.
Tom: WTF? That's fucking gay!
Mike: ...Well, we are gay...
Tom: That's so wrong and nasty. I'm offended. God hates that gay shit, and it's my religious freedom to not put up with your sin.
Mike: ...I'm sorry you feel that way. We're not going to marry in a church. The county is going to marry us.
Tom: Fuck that. That's wrong and I don't agree. Don't forget to send me an invite, faggot. I'm going to be there with my posse to protest that shit. I'm a christian and you can't force that gay shit on me.

by dammitdexter May 4, 2009

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Religious Ignorance

dumbasses who think that the only important religion is their own and those who think things only exist if they are in a book that i located in most motels

white american christians

by stan December 8, 2004

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religious masturbator

A religious masturbator is one who worships god as he or she has nothing better to do with their lives. Often, the point of being religious is to use churches and other christian events as social venues. They try to make God a 'cool dude' basicaly giving God a funboy image like themselves. Religious masturbators, or RMs for short, are often on the pull and use their apparant innocence as an RM in this act, unfortunately, most girls fall for this and in turn, usualy become RMs themselves.

If you go into a church and see a lad sitting in the middle of a group of girls wearing jeans, and an open collared white with light blue striped shirt, hair plastered with gel, u are looking at a religious masturbator

by Heavens Advocate March 4, 2005

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