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A girl who has had so many men inside of her, she bears resemblance to a public restroom in this way.
Jake: Why are you dating that skank? she's a public restroom girl and you know it!
Bob: Yeah I know other men have been in her, but I want to act like i'm the first you know?
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A joke.
There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.
Did you hear the women's restroom joke?
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Oh man... I've got to go to the bathroom bad! Hurry up!! This ain't no restroom rest-home!
Restroom Rest-home
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It means what it fucking means
My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back
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A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne
That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess
Walking in one is a nuclear fallout zone. You can find vape boxes and random things in one, with the most common being toilet paper on the ceiling. it is a fun treasure hunt that can slowly give you cancer like you have poison 2 and wither 2 at the same time, please be careful when entering an HS Boys' restroom, and good luck
Dude 1: I heard the boys restroom is a active nuclear war zone
Dude 2: ik
A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.