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An ordained priest of Dudeism, who has the power to abide when many others would be reduced to furious shouts of "Forget about the Goddamned toe!" With the help of the music of Sublime and a few oat sodas, there aren't many storms this Dude can't weather.
dudeism dude dudely abide chill reverend jables
verb; to get reverend-pwnd
doesn't have to be a reverend.
can be any christian person that comes up to you and asks if you believe in god/jesus, etc...
you, being the nice, well mannered person you are, kindly say no
they then begin telling you about their religion and trying to convert you
you resist, since you already 1)have another religion 2)don't believe in god and is an atheist or 3)are agnostic
but being so kind as you are, you don't want to be rude and brush them away, so you end up getting an hour or two of your time wasted
ain't that great?
*friend1 is talking to friend2*
*reverend walks by*
rev: hi, do you believe in god?
f1: umm... not really...
*friend2 backs away, knowing what's going to happen*
rev: well, god sent down christ to die for your sins
f1: umm... ok...
*reverend goes on for an hour, while friend1 continues nodding his head and asking himself when this is going to stop*
*and hour and a half passes*
f1: well, i sorta have a doctors appointment now, i gotta go...
rev: well, come to church sometime!!! i'll be waiting!!
*f1 whispers to f2*(let's get the hell out of here)
f2: dude, you just got reverend-pwnd
i just got reverend-pwnd last saturday...
Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you
The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP
also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love
A.K.A jason
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Also known as: Holiness of the Freebase Church
Catspiders, Love, Wisdom, Religion, Music, A very deep train of thought.
When will Reverend H5, stop playing with the little church children?
A reverend specialised in all that is funk.
Eric is most definitely the Reverend of Funk.
When a priest shits into another persons mouth.
Hey sonny, want a dirty reverend?
A priest shitting into another persons mouth.
Hey sonny, want a dirty reverend?