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Also known as Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, or pointless/ugly visual customization is a term used by real car enthusiasts for extremely cosmetically modified cars back in the 2000s and the early 2010s to mock the owners that did horrible cosmetic modifications to their vehicles.

Nowadays, rice can also be done by any "car guy" influenced by social media such as Instagram or TikTok, and can add many pointless things onto their vehicle, such as liveries that serve no purpose or mimic a style, extremely wide wheels that are either replicas or actual real wheels, an extreme amount of unnecessary wheel tilt (or, camber) or the usual plastic tow hooks known as "tsurikawas". These rice vehicles have no performance mods and will remain slower than an average Toyota Prius driven by an old lady. These types of rice cars are also a danger to the road, and most of them are well-known to be seen in the car scene as the illegal type of meets known as "sideshows", or "takeovers".

P: Did you see that red Nissan 350Z on TikTok?

B: Yeah, I can see that it looks super clean. It's stanced. You're just hating it.

P: No, it's riced out. Who does he think he is, does he think he's in the Fast and Furious movies? Or going to fly like in Back to the Future?

B: I don't know man, it looks good. You don't know the true meaning of rice.

P: Yeah, I do. That car is so slow, even a Charger Scat Pack will beat that thing.

by ribbitpoison February 13, 2023


With rice

With Rice means to increase the positive scale of something in the 1 to 10 range, 1 low 10 high.
It comes from and internet meme of a guy who attempted to have sex with a coconut. He then posted the experience and said it was terrible. Other men tried to come up with ways to improve the experience, one guy said try it with warm rice. The guy with the coconut attempted a second time and posted the results and when asked on a scale 1 to 10 he replied a solid 2 but a 6 with rice.

Dude your girlfriend is a 5 but 7 with rice.

by Victimized by police December 03, 2020


Rice

A street drug made common by Low Riders. It is the worst possible drug that you can take.

"Hey, let's go take some oxycotton"
"Nah, I like vicodin"
"I like rice"

by IAmGnarly October 31, 2009


Rice

A derogatory term, referring to Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that they’re an idiot, with a slow, loud car and a tiny penis.

The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a single grain of rice.

R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.

Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckin’ idiot cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice."

by dirtyjeff June 12, 2008


Riced

To slap the shit out of a broad in Ray Rice fashion.

Damn, she got riced!!

by ShawnRyan79 November 23, 2014


in the rice

An expression meaning someone has been off the grid or unavailable for a period of time.

Sorry I missed your call, I was in the rice.

by catherine moss May 19, 2020


rice

Slow ass Japanese car that uses thnks it will go faster with 2 15" subs blasting Trance music. It also has an engine that has less torque than it takes tighten the lugs on the pionless 20" rims that replaced the stock 13" rims that were too damn big for the engine to move! see also Hond Civic

Wow, that Honda ran the 1/4 in just under 17 seconds! Now that is rice at its finest!

by Domestic Driver July 11, 2003