Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

cunt rifle

Someone that is such a cunt, they are literally emanating cuntness out of themselves at a very high speed, therefore becoming a cunt rifle.

Someone that is always being a cunt and looks for opportunities to be a cunt, shooting others down.

Tasha turned into a cunt rifle last week after her PMS made everyone hate her.

John: What's up Sam?
Sam: Hey fuck you John, you can suck a dick.
John: What the hell... fucking cunt rifle.

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chowder rifle

The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.

“Girl, you tryna catch this chowder rifle?”

Black Rifle

Slang term used to describe rifles that are considered "Assault Rifles". Typically a "Black Rifle" is used in reference to a AR15 type rifle which is typically finished with a black parkerized finish.

"I use my black rifle to defend my family from sheeple"

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Sniper Rifle

The reason you were teamkilled shortly after starting a game of Big Team Battle in Halo.

After DoucheWank9000 betrayed omn0mBabies666 for the sniper rifle, omn0mBabies666 respawned and followed him for the rest of the game, constantly shooting down his shields, walking in front of him while he was aiming, and de-scoping him, but never betraying him back.

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Rifle Zup

The most feared creature to walk this planet. To protect yourself from it DO NOT mention Harry Potter, Colorguard, or Max. It is also homophobic so if you mention being gay, you will defeat it. Stay safe soldiers.

Person 1: Oh no guys look it’s Rifle Zuppo!

Person 2: Ahhhh run it’s gonna do a drop spin!

Wifle Rifle

A "phrase" describing your penis. "Wife"le" Rifle

"I shot my wifle rifle in her"
"I cocked and fired my wifle rifle on her face"