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An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured
Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles
Guy2: PFFFT Rift.
or
Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow
Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.
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When a person or object leaves the physical world behind, and becomes completely virtual.
Steve: you're online
J.J.: yep
J.J.: online only!
J.J.: i've now gone completely virtual
Steve: wow
Steve: tripping the rift!
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Wild Rift Syndrome or WRS is a Mental Condition where Wild Rift Players tend to be so cancerous to other MOBA players who are trying to play LoL Wild Rift. People with severe mental disorders usually get this syndrome. Patients who manifested this show great hatred towards MLBB (Mobile Legends: Bang Bang) players and obsessive compulsive disorder to League of Legends: Wild Rift. They want to keep their game only for themselves.
MLBB Player: LoL Wild Rift is little harder than ML but I will keep practicing Ahri.
WRS Patient: Shut the fuck up noob and go back to your shitty game. We don't need you here.
MLBB Player: Do you own Wild Rift? No? Well then fuck you Wild Rift Syndrome person.
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A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.
The rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.
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Wild Rift Syndrome or WRS is a mental condition where League of Legends Wild Rifts become so toxic and cancerous towards other MOBA players trying Wild Rift. Typically People with severe mental disorder is associated with this status. The manifestation of this syndrome are the extreme hatred of people who have WRS towards Mobile Legends: Bang Bang or MLBB Players and their Obssesive Compulsive disorder to the game, they want to keep their game only for themselves.
MLBB Player: Wild Rift is little harder than MLBB but I will keep practicing Ahri because she's fun.
WRS Patient: Shut the fuck up noob! Go back to your shitty game! We don't need you here!!
MLBB Player: Do you own the game? No? Well then fuck you and your Wild Rift Syndrome brain.
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(noun) when you and your lover both agree that if either of you could love the other anymore, you'd cause a rift in time.
girl: i love you too
boy: i love you so much that i think i'll cause a rift of love
girl: please don't. pigs may fly and i'll owe joey sex.
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The Rift 101, is the most awesome person ever. He's so ultimately awesome that he'll instantaniously kick your ass just by looking at you. He will grow up and invent the machine that makes bad people ugly. He will free the slaves up the river who live with Barry White and Walt Whitman, and his also ultimately awesome blue ox, Emily Dickinson, who happens to be in a relationship with space Santa. He will fix the people mover that Walt Whitman broke because Walt Whitman bought him a pistachio ice cream cone. He will restore Walt Whitman's name and give him back his trusty sweaty wrestler bazooka so he can destroy the evil looneytunes robot army which The Rift 101 will also create in the future to save humanity from the hellish minions of Wal Mart in 2034, and to aid the army of genetically engineered, highly civilized blue tigers who are pinned down on the planet Chenieg IV because thier BushWacker Rifles ran out of ammunition.
The Rift 101 is your future ruler. The Rift 101 is NOT fruit flavored. The Rift 101 will kick your ass so bad with his pinky that your dead ancestors will feel it.
The Rift 101 is da SHIZZ!
Pwang & Wanker. The best words ever.
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