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using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall
'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'
A rock, glass shard, or other random object on a shoulder of the road that gets launched at your windshield.
Dammit, that stupid roadside rocket put a huge crack in my windshield!
The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)
Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
Drink bottles that have been replenished by truckers' piss and chucked out of the window
Hey John, did you see that bottle of roadside rioja back there?
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes