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Rock Star Parking

The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.

Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.

by 1point3liter August 8, 2005

321πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


rock star

One who smokes crack cocaine while simultaneously receiving oral sex from a β€œCrack Whore.”

Damn, look at Shantrella go down on that Matthew Mason; He sure is a Rock Star with that cracked out ho and his big ol crack pipe!

by Bill Perry January 18, 2004

5πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010


rock star

a rapper who parties real hard

im on a money makin mission but i party like a rock star.

by Shi Shi F Baby May 4, 2007

5πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


rock star

a hipster that has something to show for himself. he has rock and roll creativity, money, fame, sex with lots of girls, money , connections, drugs, cars, big house. he is not pretentious. people will criticize him because they are jealous. fans will worship him because of his works of art, money, and fame.

a rock star is like a living god.

by eazy-x February 20, 2008

17πŸ‘ 163πŸ‘Ž


rock star shower

the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.

"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."

by iamriceboy November 19, 2011


Jerry the Rock Star

Jerry the Rock Star is a mixed drink made with Mocha Rockstar Energy Drink and Sailor Jerry's Rum. It is made with a shot and a half of Sailor Jerry's in a 16oz cup with lots of ice. Next Mocha Rockstar is added til glass is full. Stir and serve.

Last night I got completely fucked up, I drank atleast 15 Jerry the Rock Stars

by brandonbo May 6, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž