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I was so nauseated by the list of candidates that I wanted to romney all over my ballot.
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A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.
"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart
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The bloody gobs of endometrial tissue that sometimes come out with a woman's period.
"Eww, those little blobs of romney are so disgusting!"
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To Romney - What Mitt Romney's dog Seamus did. He was being transported in a cage on the roof of the Romney's car on a long drive to Canada. When brown ooze began running down the side of the car, Romney hosed down the dog and the car and replaced Seamus on the roof.
The stain left behind when a person has relieved himself of a deep anal itch. Related words: prospecting and mitt
Dude you're full of shit. Literally theres a romney spread across the back of your long johns.
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v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.
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A Joint of High Grade Marijuana
"Hey man did you bring the Romney?"
"Ya man. That shit is dope."
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