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when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.
Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!
used to show your understanding of something
guy 1: Hey Man we're all meeting at the restaurant around 8 then heading to the bar, kay?
guy 2: ten four rubber ducky
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when you hump a chick with a rubber on,then pull out ,pull it off and slap her in the face with the rubber
Last night I gave thie whore the sickest rubber ducky.
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when you blow up a condom like a balloon, place it in the toilet then shit on it. Then you place it next to your significant others face while they are sleeping.
I gave Mary a rubber ducky for christmas eve. She loved it so much she took a picture to share with her family.
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The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.
Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*
Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
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the fire breathing rubber duckies ( fbrd ) are the best, funniest, stupidest group of girls you with EVER MEET. they r always quoting vines 24/7 and will be doing somthing stupid everywhere they go. if u talk shot about one of them just know they all know and will hate your guts (sometimes)
duDE 1: yo did u see the fire breathing rubber duckies just walk past?
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs
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