Bum rubbish

Anything gas, liquid or solid that come from the bum.

Whats that funny smell? Sorry ive let slip some bum rubbish.

I had a curry last night and its caused me to have runny bum rubbish.

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Utter Rubbish

"Utter Rubbish" is an amazing podcast run by two amazing hosts Aubin and Suzane (mainly made for new teachers
New teacher? Moving to the Middle East? Here's our irreverent take on what you need to know...

It's supposed to be funny, informative, and everything else that a teacher needs

please support them on Spotify: Utterrubish

and SoundCloud: Utter Rubbish

other than the podcast these two are wonderful teachers who had a hard impact in my life and are very supportive and lovely.

"Utter Rubbish" is such an amazing podcast

ps: *secret message just for the hosts* I miss the podcast please start it up again :)

fun rubbish

(noun) ejaculate

I'm down with the Bukkake, just don't get any fun rubbish in my hair.

rubbish bomb

A piece of shit car

Do you drive this rubbish bomb to work every day?

rubbish on ice

The superlative for rubbish i.e. a very poor performance, mediocre attempt or just plain crap

"Mate, that attempt to crack onto that girl from our Public Law class was rubbish on ice"

Thats rubbish!

A quote said by Fred and George in the Great hall when Dumbledore says students under age of 17 can’t compete in the once every five year Triwizard Tournament

I welcome you all to another year at Hogwarts! This year is a very special year as Hogwarts hosts a very special tournament, that has been going on for the last 700 years, but was cancelled for a while as it was dangerous. However, this has now changed, as the Ministry is allowing three schools to try and win the tournament."

Dumbledore paused for a minute before proceeding

Eternal glory, is what awaits the student who wins this tournament. But that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks!"

"Wicked," The twins said in unison.

"For this reason, the Ministry of Magic has declared that no-one under the age of 17 can try out for the tournament." Dumbledore said.

Thats rubbish!

The twins yelled. "It's rubbish!" They yelled again, more to the students than the teachers

What rubbish

The English version of the rhetorical "You are kidding me?"

Martin: "Spencer's is having a huge sale on electronics. 80% off off every thing that they have!"

Charles: "What rubbish? What are we waiting for?"

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