Barney Rubble

A moving Chinese Firedrill. Can be done when three passengers and one driver or all passengers including the driver get out of the vehicle at low speeds and run in front of, and around the car usually at 10-15 mph and climb back into the car. Supper fun!

We did a Barney Rubble before we came to the game tonight. Ben got clipped by the door when he got out, and almost didn't make it.

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Barney Rubble Trouble

A person who is intentionally starting trouble, but pretends not to be, is creating Barney Rubble Trouble.

At the football game, Tim belittled the opposing fans by shouting names at them. When the stadium security guard came around, he told Tim to have a good time in the stands, but to not start any trouble. Tim replied, "No trouble, no trouble, Barney Rubble." Tim was creating Barney Rubble trouble because he gave the security guard the impression that he didn't mean to start any trouble when he really did.

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Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex

The opening of a champagne bottle in one's ass for pleasure and enjoyment. First practiced by the Aztecs as a sign of gratitude for ones company.

Hello there, would you like to engage in Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex later on?

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Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?

Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

rubble strip

When a total clod doesn’t know what a rumble strip is.

My car pulls to the right like my weiner and I keep hitting the rubble strips. I’m such a clod

Rubble Stubble

When two men are kissing and their stubble rubs together.

Omg I hooked up with this guy last night and I got really bad rubble stubble

Rubble-hugging

The act of running, hopping, and/or jumping one's way across the stretches of human dumped rubble or natural rock found along normally along shores or coastlines, although can be found elsewhere. Practiced to improve agility, quick-thinking, and path-choosing; a kind of intermediary stage between cross country and free running .

"Jared was rubble-hugging at Los Lobos Point yesterday, man was flying over those rocks!"