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A man who, as of a few hours ago, lost his job at ESPN. What the hell was he doing on a sports show, anyway?
Rush Limbaugh is a douchebag.
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A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.
blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.
Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.
I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased
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Can't we all just get along? Do we have to be so hateful?
Rush Limbaugh is one of the many hateful people living in America.
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An overweight conservative radio talk show host that likes to consume large amounts of prescription pain medication.also see Junky
Rush Limbaugh is a hypocrite
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When a person wins an award that they did nothing to earn and thus cheapening the award in question. Named after conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh when he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom award.
Tom Brady is such a Rush Limbaugh; he did not deserve the Super-Bowl MVP award.
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The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.
Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:
Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."
Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
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The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.
"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."
"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."
"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."
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