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To do nothing, lie around and be lazy
I'm just sagging, watching TV
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an acronym for "shits and giggles"
I just pooed on the table for sag
........just for sag
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The way I've heard it is that sagging was a way for guys in prison to show that they had a gang behind them, or that they were in charge of a large group of inmates. It was like saying "here's my ass, go ahead, TRY to rape me."
That guy wears his pants around his knees cause he knows someone's always got his back.
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Too broke/too cheap to buy a belt.
Gabe:Bro way you sagging???
Victor:I too cheap; I didn't wanna spend $5 on a belt.
Gabe:You're effed up.
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Short Asian Girls who always hang out with other SAG's. They constantly eat noodles and are vertically challenged.
person 1 :Who are those girls over there eating noodles?
person 2: oh, those are the sags.
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Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome
Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad
Sleeping with the same broad three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck
Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom
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