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Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them ββ you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time ββ let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
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An east coast version of a garage sale. A sale put on by one or more houses in a neighborhood in which you sell belongings no longer used in the house.
Every time my dad sees a sign for a tag sale, he buys a whole lot more crap that no one wants.
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What a garage sale really is. It's where you sell your left over garbage for less than 20 dollars, unless you're a cheapskate.
The neighbors just cleaned out their house, and are now having a garbage sale.
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An English premiership rugby team that are the most underrated team in the premiership
Tonightβs rugby game is sale sharks
They probably wonβt win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks
A group of hot (preferably shirtless) guys. They can be anywhere but they are sometimes seen chilling out on the beach (Wasaga Beach, that is).
OH SHIT, look! Man sale! Twelve o'clock!
A meme made to poke fun at westerners (mainly koreaboos) who completely butcher the Korean language such as Oli London
Onion on sale is a how they sound like when they attempt to say annyeonghaseyo (μλ
νμΈμ) which is the formal word which means hello in Korean.
Person 1: onion on sale oppar, sarong hay
(Annyeonghaseyo oppa, saranghae)
Person 2: lmao your Korean sucks, you know oppa means older brother right..?