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Mayonnaise.
So called because its scent is what one might imagine Satan's coffee breath to smell like and each jarful of it is made from the coagulated pus of one thousand corpulent rodents.
Not to be confused with Devil's Spit, which is a thoroughly delicious hot sauce served at Famous Dave's restaurants.
Mom: "Billy, do you want some mayo on your turkey sandwich"
Billy: "Devil's saliva? Nah, you'd be better off just giving me some E. coli infected spinach"
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Northern saliva being your spit from thy mouth and southern saliva being gravy from the penal region
Concerning Mono: You can catch Mono from your significant other during northern saliva trading but during southern saliva exchange, the disease is non transferable.
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The part of an item of food you and a friend purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing the spread of germs.
Mark: "Dude can i share that piece of pizza with you? I'm starving.... "
John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."
Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!
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A fricking NERF (yet lethal) shotgun that makes a spitting noise whenever fired and budget mic stock sound effect reloading sounds.
1) SHOOT LARRY! THE SHIPPING POLICE ARE AFTER US AFTER WE SHIPPED MONIKA AND SANS, WHAT DO WE DO?!
Larry: BRING OUT THE SALIVA GUNNNN!!!!
2) Hey, have you heard about the new Saliva Gun?
A fetish in which one inserts something high in sugar in their mouth and allow it to dissolve before proceeding to drool or actively eject its broken down remains onto their partner and watch it run off their body or simply just stick there until it eventually becomes absorbed by or stick to their skin.
"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."