free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.

Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!

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Ball Sample

When some one sneaks up behind you reaches their hand under your ass and tickels your nuts with two fingers

Damn he just gave me another Ball Sample

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sample jam

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.

Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.

soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

sample sister

when a person goes partner to partner faster than somebody going through the costco samples

dammmn she a sample sister she dated three guys in the same week

Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

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soul samples

A song which will become a banger, favorite. It has a sample of a classic song within the rap song itself. Usually sped up or chopped. These songs are usually popular.
Such as Cam'rons-OH BOY

These following artists have samples these soul samples

PAUL WALL-GIRL- is samples from tha chi-lites OH GIRL
CAMRON-PURPLE HAZE-Dorothy Moore-Too blind to see
M.O.P.-COLD AS ICE-?
get it?

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