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The haircut any female will go crazy for
Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?
Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
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A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?
Yes mom
Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
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Just a saying of no origin known
When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"
the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.
You totally sampsonized my post.
(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.
"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"
Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's
yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull