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sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 30, 2020


wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.

Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.

by The Larps May 16, 2009

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Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 16, 2021

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sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso September 18, 2007


sampson

A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair

Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?

by Potatohead_547 April 30, 2022


Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog May 29, 2018


Kieron Sampson

The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.

OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen

by Prof.CallumAdams1979 March 6, 2020