smeg sandwhich

smeg collected in a container and spread on bread and eaten by the producer

ohh yeah give me a smeg sandwhich daddy

Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.

Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

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cockmeat sandwhich

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.

Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

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ham sandwhich

A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.

White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.

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half a sandwhich

When a persons ass is so awkward looking, and miss shaped that it resembles half of a sandwhich or in teenager slang "half a sandy".

(person C walks by)
person A: oh shit look at that ass looks like half a sandwhich.
person b: HALF SANDY
A & B : giggles.
poor person C, they dont even know what it means. lawl. : )

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Music Sandwhich

The act of playing two different songs from two different headphones in each ear. There by making a "music sandwhich"

My ears were confused in that music sandwhich by those two girls in P.E..

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