Sanity extractor

The head band most Middle Eastern men wear when they are doing dumb things in the desert. Also known as "aqal choos" in urdu and punjabi.

Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!

John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....

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Super Sanity

Super Sanity is when you have reached a point that you are so sane that you may appear crazy to the world.

The Joker is not insane, infact I believe he reached a point of super sanity where he realised that his universe is not real.

my sanity

R.I.P

R.I.P. my sanity 20XX - 2021

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Scribbling on Sanity

The most badass band you'll ever hear of!

"Dude have you heard of Scribbling on Sanity?" "Yea they're fuckin awesome!"

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Sanity Fair

A term used to indicate that someone is unbalanced and/or needs to seek medical attention for a mental disorder.

This term is a play on 'Vanity Fair', which is a very popular American magazine of culture, fashion, and politics published by Condé Nast Publication - known for interesting/controversial pictorials and cover photos (hence the the way it's used - see example).

Dave: "Did you see John last night - acting all weird? The guy is losing it!"
Bob: "Yep, I don't think we'll be seeing him on the cover of 'Sanity Fair' anytime soon."

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my sanity

non-existant

it's not there it never was there it never will be there
when I talk about the sanity of a moose I realy mean my sanity because in some respects I am a moose without it's sanity but once I take my pILLLLLLLLLS....BIC-BIC-BIC-BIC-BIC-BAAAAAAAAAA...GNAAAAAAAAAAA...COO-COO-COOCH-huuuc hmmmm sorry about that anyway once I take my PILLLLS! I atleast have an inch of sanity in my body for around two hours which is just as long as it takes me to write down the definition for "my sanity"
AMEN!

exuse me I'm just going to drool down a car window and pretend that the person in it is my best friend

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my sanity

put up with I'M INSANE YOU B*ST*RD

do you wish to by a vowl

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