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A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.
Did you watch SNL last night?
No...no, no, no no no no NO NO NO.
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the act of two guys tag teaming a girl on saturday night
jeremy: roy and wuhan totely pulled a saturday night slaughter on pebbles. . ha ha ha ha
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His regular weekly fuck that he can count on. Probably not a romance.
She was tired of being his Saturday night girl.
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A variety show started in 1975 by Lorne Michaels that has featured many different casts and cast members. Saturday Night Live started to career of comedians including Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, and more. Saturday Night Live is often referred to as "declining", generally by people who cannot accept the fact that comedy is changing and progressing, people who desire to remain living in the past of the show. If Saturday Night Live was to stay the same forever, it would lose it's touch and ability to speak with the current audience. Saturday Night Live is ever changing and growing, a fact that some viewers cannot handle or process, leaving them in a state of pointless anger and frustration.
Saturday Night Live is on at 11:30 tonight on NBC.
I can't believe Saturday Night Live has been on for 37 seasons!
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On a saturday night you are with your bitch and you bend her over and fuck her butthole. You rip apart so much as to "massacre" her butthole. May cause some casualties, but is not set to kill the person.
May bitch came over and i Saturday night massacred her and now shes not my bitch.
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A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)
Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.
Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.
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a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.
symptoms include:
- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.
there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.
"HEY PENNY!"
"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."
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