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1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.
2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.
3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.
1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.
- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.
2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.
- Do you think it will pass in Congress?
- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.
3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?
- I guess I'm just an internet savant.
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A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.
Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.
A revolutionary spirit who rejects the mores of established society. With distinguished characteristics in a niche forte.
She show signs of being an hippy savant by showing her creativity and rebel attitude.
Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.
Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."
Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"
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An otherwise intelligent individual, who unknowingly mixes and mangles idioms, often to great comedic effect.
The cop, apparently being an undiagnosed Idiom Savant, says "I'm watching you, mister. Now you are UNDER my radar!"
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1. A person who is a lightweight to the effects of (thc) the active ingredient in marijuana.
2.(MERRIAM-WEBSTER) A person affected with a mental disability who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field.
"Dude, you've only hit it twice and ur an idoit savant!"
"Okay, you can't tie your shoes but you can draw me a masterpiece?! You Idoit savant!
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A tongue in cheek hip hop group from Spokane, WA. Considered to be the dirtiest of all hip hop groups. Most known for their hit Panties on the Internet.
Other notable songs include:
Big Girls
We Came to Fuck
Baby Makin' Sex
Man 1: I went to a Debutante Savant show last night and they got arrested on stage by the Birmingham, Alabama Police department for obscenity. The weird thing of it is we were not in Alabama.
Man 2: Oh no that mean...
Both Men: We need to save Debutante Savant from Alabama police rape.
(Both men flee to rocket-powered car)
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