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Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)
He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.
What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.
I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.
Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
To focus in, locking in, zone in and get shit done.
Damn. Hann's been procrastinating. It's time to schlock in.
Safely locked with doors shut.
We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.
The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black
Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me