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Schlong

Sacred man item.

Hey man, don't touch his schlongs!

by TouchHisSchlongs July 2, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schlong

An abnormaly long penis.

"yeah, did you know that Billy had a schlong?"

by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 18, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.

by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005

289๐Ÿ‘ 276๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlong

A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.

I don't wanna hear about your schlong.

by Andrew Schwartz June 3, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne December 23, 2015

62๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlong

a man's protruding genitals
tommy has a really big one

"tommy doesn't know, that i saw his shlong"
"5 dolla 6 1/2 inh schlong"

by kaf June 16, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 2, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž