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Schlong

A synonym for "penis".

very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.

Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...

Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"

by Meister December 10, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlong

Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).

I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.

by KarlFaust January 5, 2004

290๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schlong

Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.

Dude you have a nice schlong.

by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008

127๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


schlong

Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."

I showed her my schlong.

by Masen April 6, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schlong

An extremely long penis

Oh dude, what a schlong!

by GoogleWasMyIdea February 13, 2017


schlong

A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.

MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!

by bobthehairypenis December 6, 2009

74๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schlong

Sacred man item.

Hey man, don't touch his schlongs!

by TouchHisSchlongs July 2, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž