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Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.
A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.
His Schmoo was really pronounced!
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A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
A schmoo pig is a cute little animal that occasionally grunts like a pig when playing or eating
Aw look at the little schmoo pig eating
the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
a word used to answer questions when you dont know the answer. this word can also be used in place of any word in the engish language
(while getting arrested)
officer- you do not have to say anything, if you do...........may be used as evidence....
user- schmee schmoo
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