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Straight up poop, usually costing less per ounce then a standard quarter of K.B. would; Brown in color and generally flavorless also containing high numbers of seed and stems. You may expect to cop this off of a high school-er (if your that guy), however for the rest of us whom have standards, would rather have sex with a belt sander.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see mark trying to pawn that Schwag off on me?"
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."
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Usually very dry and brown weed... smells and tastes like shit. But hey, it's better than resin!
Bob: Yo dawg, let's get high.
Bill: Aight, but I only have some nasty-ass shwag...
Bob: Well then pack it up in the gravity bong! That makes shwag get you high as a butt monkey!
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The special "stuff" given away at KISM 92.9 radio station.
"Hey dude! KISM's giving away more schwag today!!
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awful, brown weed, that stupid kids smoke. It doesnt even get you high. Its basically crap+dirt
dude, that schwag is fucking lame. I'm not even high, man!
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1. Shitty, cheap alcohol. Popov, Natural Light, Heritage, Potters, Busch, Keystone are a few examples.
Don't buy any schwag for the party tonight. Get some Grey Goose and Heineken.
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man i don't know what yall are talkin about but the schwag we get in Texas, 1 joint and your blowed off your ass man. i've never even seen brown weed and all i smoke is schwag and the shit i get smells sweet as hell and has a yellow tinge to it and its $10 for 5 grams..thats called a dime if you dumass's dont know
ay man i got sum good ass schwag mayne! smoke a blunt and you'll be fuckin gone!
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Marijuana in the dried plant form. Often contains stems and seeds. Often considered weaker weed, but is often just as good as nug
This schwag looks like praire grass
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