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The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
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One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.
"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"
"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"
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a friend you meet through another friend
Oh, she's a friend of Missy. At first she was a secondhand friend but now we're close!
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The act of receiving a tan by being next to or near a "tanorexic" or over tanned individual.
Don't go near Nancy she's been tanning you don't want to get a secondhand tan.
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I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.
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When you make a joke to a friend or target audience, but then someone out of your target laughs at it.
Chris: "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Manraj: "Why"
Chris: "To get to the other side"
Andrew: "Hahahahahaha"
Manrah: "Wow, we weren't even talking ot you, what a secondhand joke"
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When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.
"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."
"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."
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