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What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.
Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!
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On December 14th, you go to a person who has been given the nickname "Robbie" and try to win him over for the day. It becomes bonus points if he is in a current relationship
"Hey, have you seduced a Robbie yet? Its still National Seduce A Robbie Day"
its very simple to seduce allie miller, shes a crazy kinky bitch. all you have to do is pull out a whip some chains and she'll pop a boner in the blink of an eye. Dont forget to shit on her chest too.
Dude how to seduce allie miller?! i just shit on her chest
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Seduce september is an online meme where girls dont have the right to say no to having sex. No excuses. Enjoy september
“Babe,let’s do it
“I dont want to
“But its seduce september
a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them
"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"
Someone who hits on all of the new members within a greek life organization.
Michael: Hey, new member? Do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie?
Sami: Wow, you're such a super sigma seducer. You know I'm not gay, Michael?
Michael: Oh, my bad.
Like seductive, but infinitely shrexier.
Fish: My good sire, your toes are looking positively seducive as they shine in the moonlight tonight.
Mr. Toe: Indubitably
Fish: ( gazes at the flock of swine swaying gently in the breeze, one drifts down to suckle gently on Mr.Toe's toes)
Mr.Toe: Scat mere swine, you aren't holy enough to caress my toes.
Swine 1: (gasps in Swine)