ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.